Nice Book Bro

This is the rawest, most unadulterated violation of book etiquette I've ever seen on the train.

What I couldn't completely capture in this picture is the overall size and obvious weight of the book. Shit was 4x bigger than an Organic Chemistry textbook. I almost respect the dude for keeping a stern, yet strained expression on his face the whole time while he was clearly in a lot of pain. His other hand is literally preventing his wrist from snapping.

Also, what's good with my man reading the 1st version of the Old Testament? Never before have I seen a book so white, so pronounced, and so powerful. Don't mess with the system man. Just take out a Kindle or a Nook, read the Hunger Games/Game of Thrones/Girls With Fire Dragon Hornet's Nest, and don't stir the pot. That way you won't get creepy pics taken of you by a heterosexual dude while you're reading the first edition of the book of God.

200% chance the girl next to me saw me taking this picture and was VERY freaked out.