But seriously, this site has catapulted itself to the top of the websites I'm permanently going to be on all the time list. Fun fact: If I'm on the T there is a 100% chance I'm staring holes into some girl's soul. It's not my fault it ends up that way, but it does. So needless to say, any T related romance website is right up my alley.
Wait, this site is exclusively girls taking pics of dudes they're crushing on? Talk about a weight being lifted off my shoulders. Thought I had to perfect the fake-text-photograph while managing not to get arrested. Now all I have to do is sit back, make provocative poses, and wait for some girl to snap a photo of me on her Iphone. Hopefully she Instagrams that shit, adds Sepia, and removes any and all possible red eye/flash/swag related issues before she posts it on the site. Can't be on such a life-altering website looking like a derelict.
Real talk, it's a fucking miracle that this site is only for girls because things could have gotten dicey very quickly. I have at least 27 crushes on my morning and afternoon commutes. That's simply too many quality pictures I need to take. Plus that shit would be extremely detrimental to my phone's memory storage. Honestly, I'd see myself lasting a solid 2 weeks before I'm either taken into custody, punched in the face or permanently seen as the creepy guy no one wants to be seen sitting next to on the train. But you can bet your ass that those two weeks will be filled with some of the hardest working amateur photography since hipsters came into existence. If I end up on the site, I promise I will post the picture taken.
Sidenote: I'm not as creepy as this blog suggests.
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