Thursday, December 22, 2011
Packing shit is certainly not my forte. It's a flustering experience that no one is really prepared for. Guys find their favorite t-shirt, some basketball shorts, and flip-flops and they're good for a 7 day, 6 night vacation in the Cayman Islands. Girls go home for the weekend and they pack 12 bricks, 50 shirts/blouses/tanks, 11 jeans, and 5 purses just in case the weather gets tricky. We're all idiots no matter what gender.
Underwear. I CANNOT get my feet set when I'm dealing with underwear. Society wants me to pack 12 pairs of underwear if I'm gone for 12 days, but let's be real with ourselves fellas. As long as you're not a disgusting individual playing sports all day, you don't really need a new pair everyday. I'm not especially gross or anything, but there are just some days I wake up and know I'm not changing underwear. No one's fault, just circumstantial. I weigh a few things: 1) Did I play intense sports or go to the gym? 2)How many bathroom trips? 3) How clean were the underwear prior to wearing them?
If I had a lazy day chillin on the couch where I didn't eat any Mexican or Indian/other alarming food and am wearing freshly clean underwear, it just doesn't make sense economically for me to change undies. If I'm on vacation, forget about it. Call me gross, but I'm just being real with you guys.
I've reached the point in my life where I bring 2-4 pairs less underwear than is socially acceptable because I know myself better than any of you know yourselves.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
Support The Blog
WMsDiary On Twitter
What's Hot This Week
-
Sniper on the roof! But seriously, did he die in that second .gif? I think he did. Who can blame him, though? He took a line ...
-
Probably the best high for about 95% of the time until it suddenly and inexplicably stops working right at the end of the 4th quarter da...
-
Immediately following my quitting of work yesterday, two of my main bros and I made the pilgrimage to the great times mecca known as New Yor...
-
-CNN Reports: Boston Resident, 21, rearranged an entire weight room, killing 6 innocent bystanders. In general, I have always been a physica...
-
The sun comes out, you pay your taxes, and you can be sure China will create some wonky shit to put on their face to protect against the un...
The Old Stuff
-
2019
(
14
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 2 )
- July ( 1 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 2 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 1 )
-
2018
(
13
)
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 2 )
-
2017
(
19
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 2 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2016
(
22
)
- December ( 2 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 2 )
- March ( 3 )
- February ( 4 )
- January ( 3 )
-
2015
(
51
)
- December ( 4 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 3 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 5 )
- July ( 4 )
- June ( 5 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 6 )
- March ( 8 )
- February ( 7 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2014
(
138
)
- December ( 3 )
- November ( 7 )
- October ( 10 )
- September ( 11 )
- August ( 10 )
- July ( 14 )
- June ( 11 )
- May ( 11 )
- April ( 10 )
- March ( 14 )
- February ( 16 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2013
(
312
)
- December ( 13 )
- November ( 33 )
- October ( 33 )
- September ( 26 )
- August ( 34 )
- July ( 31 )
- June ( 31 )
- May ( 21 )
- April ( 20 )
- March ( 28 )
- February ( 21 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2012
(
367
)
- December ( 12 )
- November ( 23 )
- October ( 28 )
- September ( 19 )
- August ( 25 )
- July ( 23 )
- June ( 37 )
- May ( 34 )
- April ( 33 )
- March ( 43 )
- February ( 43 )
- January ( 47 )
-
2011
(
565
)
-
December
(
55
)
- Is Having My House Referred To As, "Bro Palace Emp...
- WMD's Annual: "I'm Probably Going To Die This Year...
- It Goes Without Saying That I Need This $100,000 D...
- Worst Ninja Turtles Weapon?
- For A Measly $10,000 You Can Have Your Very Own Ja...
- Newborn Babies Flooding The Newsfeed
- Friends Ask Dub: "What Do You Have Against Almond ...
- The Miami Heat Intro Video Is Half Douchebag, Half...
- Christmas Vacation Highlights
- Facebook Friday #4
- Big Game Tomorrow
- We Be Podcasting!
- A True "Be Real With Yourself" Moment: How Much Un...
- No Worries Everyone, R. Kelly Has Written 32 More ...
- Stop It Paula
- Chinese Restaurant Association Just Gets It
- Guess This Kid Terrorizing Everyone At The Mall Wi...
- Haven't Successfully Wrapped A Gift In My Life
- Want To Have Nightmares Tonight?
- What's Good With Tsunami Clouds Lurking Near Cities?
- From Reader: "Hey Man, Dub Jeezy Is A Stupid Fucki...
- Facebook Friday #3
- Tebowisms In Real Life Situations
- Friends Ask Dub: "What Do You Want For Christmas?"
- Please Tell Me They Didn't Pay $10,871 To Turn A S...
- New Zealand, You Probably Shouldn't Have Done This
- Andrej Pejic Is Not A Girl
- Merry Christmas Mom!
- Toronto Bro Penguins Broken Up By Females
- Friends Ask Dub: "What's More Shameful, Being A Po...
- Bear Says, "HAYYYY"
- Excessive Exclamation Points
- Things You Think About When You Hear Your Toilet F...
- DOBC: Death of Bubble Coats
- Is It Bad That ALL Of My Roommates Are More Talent...
- Facebook Friday #2
- Anyone Pumped That Orange Is The Official "Color" ...
- This Video Of A Demon Monster Mantis Shrimp Solvin...
- How To Run From A Bear
- Rick Perry Not Even Trying To Hide It
- Not A Thing Weird About This Picture
- Friends Ask Dub: "What Have You Been Up To During ...
- Nazi-Monopoly Proves That "Ghettopoly" Isn't The M...
- The "Spinops Sternbergorum" Is The Fakest Discover...
- Jay & Kanye Perform N***** In Paris 8 Straight Tim...
- This Picture Essentially Means We're Fucked
- Worst Christmas Present Of All Time?
- How Bad Of An Idea Is This?
- I'm So Bad At Being On Vacation, It's Not Even Funny
- "Dog Disco" Seemed Like A Solid Show
- This Video Set Hanukkah Back Hundreds Of Years
- Facebook Friday #1
- Huffington Post's "7 Ways To Stay Happy This Winte...
- Hanson's Beer Making Venture Is The Biggest Cry Fo...
- Let's Get High School Reunion Drunk Tonight
- November ( 47 )
- October ( 52 )
- September ( 48 )
- August ( 43 )
- July ( 44 )
- June ( 53 )
- May ( 39 )
- April ( 50 )
- March ( 57 )
- February ( 37 )
- January ( 40 )
-
December
(
55
)
The Co-Workers
Powered by Blogger.
2 Reactions to this post
Add CommentI think you need to invent a new "Reaction" check box: Gross
reaction box is like a Shawn Marion jumpshot: unorthodox, gross, but effective.
kidding, can you whip up an HTML that I can replace the current one with?
Post a Comment