Rick Perry Not Even Trying To Hide It

“There's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military.”

Come on, Rick. You’re running for president, here. At least try to lock up the offensive statements til you’re in office, much less include them as part of your campaign.

I’m no politician, but something tells me ads like this ain’t gonna fly too well anywhere outside of the Texas state boundaries.

Not that he was really gonna pull down any of the democratic vote anyway. But if he had any hope of locking up the gay republican vote, it just went right out the window.

There have to be gay republicans out there somewhere…right?

I usually steer clear of politics, but this is just a gimmie. If Byahhh! can derail a presidential campaign, surely this and his recent memory lapse can too.

On the flip side, kudos for giving me a layup of a post, Big Rick. Looks like I’ll be clocking out early.

Now the question is, what do I do with the rest of my night? Too bad the football game tonight is downright unwatchable. I’m starting to feel Dub J’s Staycation pain, and I’ve only been bored for like 12 minutes. Might be about time to slug some NyQuil and call it even.