This Dude Puts On A Display Of How Not To Avoid Police Capture

I'm no criminologist, but I'm pretty sure the moonwalk-dive on a cop car-taunt officers-get crunched into a parking meter strategy isn't the best option in evading the police. Again, I'm no expert.

So this guy had to be on some very extreme drugs, because he's clearly dead. I'm convinced these cops unloaded entire bottles of Mace on a zombie. No living man can stroll out of a police car-parking meter disaster scene and still have jokes up his sleeve.