Welp, another year, another loss. I sat by my phone all day just hoping I'd get that call from People, but nothing happened. I was doing that desperate grab-your-leg-because-you-think-your-phone-is-ringing-but-its-not move all day looking like an asshole.
Seriously though, why am not even in consideration? Who's Bradley Cooper? Crabcakes and football. I don't see Sexiest Man Alive mixed in between those. What I do see is a certain "About" section of a certain WMD fan page that reads: "I'm easily the most handsome blogger to ever blog." Read it and weep People Magazine.
WHO is that herb with J. Lo?
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