Just Call Me David Akers

^He's still an Eagle at heart.

I think I’m gonna be taking my image on WMD in a new direction.

You know those little buttons at the bottom of each post? No? With them, you, the reader, have the chance to dub our posts as either “Funny,” “Informational,” or, Tebow forbid, “Unfunny.” You may not think much of these tags, but after a few unfunnies on one of our posts, you’re likely to find us holed up in a corner cuddling a bottle of vodka, using the Uberhood to protect us from the outside world. We spend hours, days even, toiling over our words, trying to get it just right, and with the click of a mouse, you cast your opinion upon us, branding us with your perception.

You judgemental fucks.

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But anyway, I realized that with all my posts up to this point, I’ve been trying to rack up all the funnies I could. I put up a few respectable 3s and 4s, and I was alright with that. But it dawned on me the other day, Dub J has a lock down on that shit. Putting up 6s and 7s like it’s his job (which I guess it actually kinda is).

If I want to have any hope of staying relevant in blogger fantasy leagues, I need to switch it up, change my game, cause right now it’s like going up against Aaron Rodgers.

So that got me to thinking. There are 3 categories down there. And it doesn’t have to be all about the funnies. Clearly, you gotta stay away from the unfunnies. Not trying to get any Philip Rivers comparisons any time soon.

But informationals. There’s a void there. Room for someone to step up. Maybe I won’t be lighting up the stat sheets or getting any trade offers any time soon, but it’s a whole lot better than riding the pine. I guess it’s kinda like being the kicker. But hey, someone's gotta kick it through those uprights.

So, with that said, prepare to be informed…bitches.