Did anyone honestly know what was happening on Beavis and Butthead whenever you sneakily watched it? I couldn't understand anything they were saying. I guess that was the funny part? I'm not sure.
I asked my Mom the other day about why kids weren't allowed to watch it? She brought up some bullshit about swearing, scantily clad women, and "unsavory themes." Are you kidding me Mom? What the fuck is an unsavory theme? So obviously I popped it on a few times and couldn't come close to figuring it out. It was just a bunch of Nirvana videos and weird laughs. Then it would go to commercial, come back, still no plot, more weird laughs, another Nirvana video and the credits would roll. I'd go into school next day bragging about how I watched it and dudes would freak out asking me what it was like. Since I legit had no idea what was going on, I had to lie. So I would tell them it was just tons of boobs and explosions. As a 9 year old that was all you needed to say to spark a near fucking riot at the jungle gym. Like 8% of kids knew what "boobs" were too, so that made it even more hilarious. "Dub saw BOOBS on Beavis and Butthead!!!!" It was just a matter of time, but I eventually got found out. 4th grade dudes were disappointed as hell when they saw zero breasts and left with more questions than answers. Borderline got beat up, but kids were so disappointed/sad they didn't have the spirit to attack me.
What I'm trying to say is that those same 9 year olds DID NOT grow up and begin signing petitions and shit begging for this trashbag show to come back.
Easily the ugliest cartoon characters in the game.
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Add Commentkilling it as usual, Dub
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