Someone Needs To Put These Tree-Climbing Goats Down ASAP

I'm not one to wish extinction on anything (except fucking mosquitoes), but these tree climbing goats look way too limber for their own good.

I'm positive that some of these dudes are balancing on one hoof up there. I can't balance on one foot right now if you asked me. Just making a mockery of that tree and the art of climbing at the same time. I was under the impression that goats were pretty worthless. Their only contribution to the planet being some wack ass milk and a Top-5 worst noise of all time. All in all, a non-factor animal. But this absurd picture changes everything. I was checking for all the signs of photoshopping. Looking at branch sway, angles, and other smart people shit and found nothing. It was like the opposite of looking at a Khloe Kardashian Maxim spread.

Nothing can "all of a sudden" develop the ability to scale a tree perfectly. I've been walking for 23 years and barely know how to do that correctly, so I'm pretty sure these assholes have something up their sleeve. Maybe two months from now they'll be like, "Whoops, my bad. Didn't mention that we can fly now and breathe fire." and humans are donezo. Goat dragons everywhere. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Can't lie. I'd LOVE to stumble upon roughly 34 goats chillin' in a tree eating berries one day.