Not Feelin Boo, The World's Cutest Dog

There's cute and then there's looking ridiculous. Boo, you look fucking ridiculous.

Your dome piece is serious. Like that shit is coming out of the screen and making it difficult for me to type right now. Sure, to the untrained eye you may look cute because I can't deny that you're killin' the tongue out, beady-eye look, but I have to say that it's overkill. It's like when you turn on "America's Next Top Model" expecting to see at least one hot girl, but all you see is a bunch of chicks with bowl cuts trying too hard. That's what I think is going on with you Boo. You're putting that extra umph in there that no one needs. Just be a dog. Do dog things instead of inflating your head. Oh, and being "able" to get inside your carrying bag isn't exactly a trick.

Sidenote: It's a shoe-in that I'm World's Cutest Blogger right? I mean the competition isn't exactly fierce out there. I'm pretty sure that I'm competing against a LOT of basement dwellers and dirty hipsters, so my odds have to be decent.