Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Posted by Dub Jeezy // at 10:16 PM //

Complete Overreaction



"I'm in the car, he's on the ground, wondering what the fuck just happened?"
-Jamie Foxx

Jesus Christ Rhino are you out of your mind man? You see that warthog over there? He's dead. He's fucking dead. All for a pile of hay bro? Not even a legitimate kill that you worked for. Just a pile of hay laying in the middle of random pasture. So random that, hey maybe other animals can partake in it. Some of the most passive warthogs I've ever seen. Are you even aware that Pumbaa was a god damn warthog man? You just tore my childhood to shreds you Rhino asshole. Imagine how less fun "Lion King" would have been if during the middle of one of those delightful songs, Pumbaa just gets impaled and tossed 15 feet in the air?

By the way, I've seen better hay in a petting zoo. Way to class it up. You have a fucking horn made of pure ivory and you're eating hay with warthogs. Jokes on you.
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  1. Anonymous said... September 8, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Lol, oh, the squeak at the end. It sounds like some chew toy you'd give your dog.

  2. Anonymous said... September 8, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    as a warthog, you should not compete for food with a rhino. deserved it.

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