Scientists Just Went Ahead And Made A Alligator-Chicken

"Pfft, let's push all these cancer and AIDS files to the side and start having some fun because that shit was starting to get depressing"

Now I know these things aren't exactly going to look like this, but honestly, why? Come on. It's not even like I'm one of those "where's the funding going" assholes, I'm just a confused and concerned citizen. Like I'm convinced this had to be an accident. There's no way there was a concentrated effort put forth by an entire science lab to fucking come up with an alligator-chicken. I refuse to believe it. They don't make sense on any level and will lead to the inevitable argument that no one thought would ever happen: farm or swamp?

CATASTROPHIC petting zoo experiences.