I Hate This Dude So Much

I live off $10 a day, blah, blah. I dumpster dive through dirty diapers to eat moldy half-sandwiches yet it appears I have pretty solid dinnerware collection, blah, blah.

I'm so tired of these pretentious assholes that actually LIVE in expensive NYC apartments, but somehow can't pay for them. You maybe make $10-$50 a day bro? Landlords won't take the whole, "Sorry dude, subway music hasn't panned out this month, can I...not pay this month's rent?" Jigs up, we know you got Dad's accountant on speed dial so you can keep up the charade.

Just can't get a read on hipsters. They're just like 14 steps ahead of me at all times. Rich as fuck, but refuse to acknowledge it? Being a dude, but kind of dressing like a chick? You're look down on everyone, including yourself? Don't get it. Don't want to get it. Can't wait for this kid to get cut off from Daddy.