Fine, I'll Post That Fatass 16 Pound Baby That Everyone Is Freaking Out About

^Rule of thumb: add "Ja" to the beginning of any name and they instantly become fat. Cheers JaMarcus Russell.

He's going to grow up to be obese, probably crush a ton of fast food, and make a mockery of motor vehicles. Nothing really to see here. I think it took me like 3 years to weigh 16 pounds because I was just pure lean muscle, so this is certainly newsworthy. But it's just as newsworthy as that fat chick that was fused to her chair because she was too humongous to get up for 15 years. Football player? Nope. Basketball Player? Eddy Curry at best. World of Warcraft and Buffalo Chicken Pizzas? Dominated.