Guarantee This Dude That Wants To "Egyptian Duel" A Lion Dies Within 1 Minute

I can't wait to see the day-after news reports on, "Man Torn Limb from Limb by Indifferent Lion." I can't believe this dude is legitimately training to fight a lion. I've never heard of anything more pointless than "working out" to fight a lion. That's like me getting a shootaround in before facing off in a one-on-one with 1994 Michael Jordan.

Nothing will warm my soul more than when this insufferable douchebag gets figuratively put in his place by this lion.