Dirk Killin' "We Are The Champions"

Dude's so German it's not even funny. A perfect mix of goon, scary, and awesome. Never before has someone dabbled in all three of those things and hasn't been arrested.

It goes without saying that he was shitfaced during this, but what's good with the other Mavericks just hanging out. Shawn Marion and Jason Terry looking all disinterested and shit. I'd be hysterically crying literally the entire time. Proves yet again I'm not cut out for the NBA.