You've Seen Nerds, But You Haven't Seen The Zombie Walk

Scratch that, I'm pretty sure nerds are bashing this shit too. I'm also pretty sure we've reached the next level in the long list of "people everyone hates." Problem is, I don't even know how to classify whatever these people are. Can't call them nerds because that'd be an insult to all the dudes out there solving equations. I'm definitely scared to use the term "weird" because there's like a 90% chance I'm a weird dude. Basically, I'm in a judgment bind.

Usually judgment should just roll off the tongue. You should see a person that you're better than and be able to make fun of them within a short time span. I'm pretty sure that's the American way. These people sort of leave me in a state of shock though. Like if I was crossing the street to grab a Big Gulp and a unfortunate hot dog from 7-Eleven and saw this, my brain probably wouldn't have registered it and I would have proceeded on my way. Kind of like the "Men In Black" mind eraser, but in creepy people form.

I don't know. I'm just going to pretend this didn't happen. Treat these assholes like the Easter Bunny or some shit.