Rooting For This Tired, Homeless DudeChick To Fight Sleep And Eat This Hot Dog

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I'm just going to come out and say that I don't know what gender this person is. Looks like a movie villain or something. What I can tell you is that despite not having a clear grasp on whether she pees standing up or sitting down, this thing will do anything for a hot dog. That definitely includes eating it off the subway floor. Hell, I'm pretty sure AIDS wouldn't touch the floor of a subway.

We've all been there dudechick. Multiple times at the sub-shop near my work I've ordered a large knowing damn well I wouldn't put a dent into it. 3/4th of the way through I'm halfway passing out too. Granted, I'm not a vagrant, but that doesn't say too much about me.

Basically it comes down to what hotdog this is. I wouldn't attempt picking it up if it wasn't Nathans, Oscar Meyer, or Ballpark. Any better or worse than those, you let the rats (other homeless) take care of it.

Good luck with your gender, bro-lady.