Urgency Is The Word Sloth

"The inches we need are EVERYWHERE around us"
-Any Given Sunday

Every reach this god damn sloth made, I was almost moved to tears. That was probably the most inspirational thing I've ever seen. Dude clearly didn't want help after he almost got run over by the biker. Kind of reminded me of one of those old dudes that pridefully refuses help at the grocery store. This sloth was going to cross this street or die trying. Actually there was a zillion percent chance he was dying--not an urgent bone in their poorly constructed body. Though they are the least efficient in the animal kingdom, they make up for it with unreasonable expectations. Got to respect this slow motherfucker.