Toothpick Man Found His Calling

Damn...The things people come up with. The dude sounded so discouraged when he couldn't fit all 3,000 toothpicks in. Just years of hard work and commitment to keep his job and family intact while looking completely heinous all leading up to this moment. I thought he had it at the 2,000 mark. It looked as though there was enough beard to go around for sure.

Despite coming up short in the end 2,747 toothpicks and smashing a world record ain't bad. Here's a guy who's found his niche. An ordinary citizen on the outside but a toothpick connoisseur when it's all said and done. A job well done indeed.