This Robot Seal Playing Basketball Is One Of The Scariest, Most Confusing Videos I've Ever Seen

^fast forward to the 1:00 mark--I don't know WHAT was happening before then..

This video is going to be the main focus of the nightmare that I have tonight. Was a robot talking? There did not seem to be one person, if any, in charge or involved in this operation. Whatever, they just kept feeding that claw/seal and it kept draining. In the end, you can't knock the hustle.

I don't know what to make of this thing shooting at a 99% clip. If China can create a devious seal-claw combo, than why can't Yao Ming play more than 18 games in a season? Dude has bones made of Sour Patch Kids. How about you guys concentrate on improving the quality of health for your one real basketball player, rather than pumping up this seal that's only basketball future involves winning a TON of stuffed animals from carnival basketball trick shots.

How long before Watson from Jeopardy and this seal-claw team up and just start dominating bar trivia and pick-up basketball games along the East Coast?