Sometimes Marriage Can Get A Little Dry

Just read this story about a dude killing his wife of 66 years because "she didn't love him anymore."

You know what? How about you fuckin' relax dude. She stopped loving you roughly 2 months into the marriage and has been straight going through the motions ever since. What alternate reality was he living in? Of course I mean aside from the alternate reality that every old person lives in where they think pinching cheeks is an appropriate form of affection. My knee jerk reaction to any type of pinch is red alert fists flying. Knocking old people heads off like a classic zombie video game. But yeah, back to the point. Every REALLY old couple you see has stopped "loving" each other about 3 decades ago, had like 3 kids, and are hanging the fuck out in the crib. Wife watches the cooking network and the husband has ESPN 1, 2, 3, news, and the ocho on TV at once. Living in controlled bliss, rarely crossing each others paths. It's beautiful in a way. All the way up until hubby has an irrational fear that wifey isn't feeling him anymore. I don't know what could have gave it away.

Probably turned off one of his ESPN networks. That'd be a final straw for me at least.