Probably Should Have Turned Into A Robot Before Hitting That Glacier

See what I did? I made a joke about a catastrophe that happened so long ago that most likely no one can be offended by it. Effective as shit.

Sidenote, this is totally offensive. Like was the best course of action aside from the "Titanic" movie, to make a knock off Transformer of the boat? Shit doesn't even make sense. Where would the head come from? I saw the fantastic film, featuring budding superstar Leo DiCaprio. I'm fucking offended. I don't even think Optimus Titanic would have made a difference out there. Actually he would have killed MORE people than the ship hitting the glacier would. I'm sure the whole transformation process was problematic, and the immediate idea of flight would probably cause more than a few tragedies.

What I'm trying to say is, that dude in the "Oops I Did It Again" video would have never been able to search the depths for Rose's necklace and deliver it to Britney. No idea where my life would be if that didn't happen.