What Country Is This?

What? I need to know where this country is STAT because it just jumped to the top of the "places I don't want to be" list. If I can't travel around with a basket of bananas without getting raped and pillaged by monkeys, what can I do?

That's why the internet is great. This country could have had me fooled into making a visit, but all it takes is one solid monkey swarming video to make certain I'll never cross into their air territory--wherever it is. I also have to credit movies as well because "Hostel" just about settles the fact that I'm never stepping foot in Europe.

Have to give props to the media for looking out for me and making sure I'm not monkey swarmed or brutally tortured.