Proposing At Cinnabon Just Won't Get It Done

I know we all love Cinnabon but come on bro. Even if it was wrapped up in your head that you first laid eyes on your woman there you still don't get the green light to propose in front of the masses crushing A Bon Pain in back. There wasn't a more memorable setting in your time together that would be more appropriate? If the answer is no then anyone in their right minds would be running for the parking lot with car keys in hand.

Damn...there are just a number of things that could be much improved here. Somebody track down Hitch for this dude. Song choice for one is crucial. That's why you don't have some 30-year old karaoke singer come out of nowhere and belt out Sweet Caroline while strumming a few G chords (yes, her name is Caroline...we get it...but you gotta dig deeper)

And the speech too...I didn't pick up everything he said but it couldn't have been satisfactory by any means. At least the Cinnabon employee said she'd marry him in the end. I guess there's some light at the end of the tunnel my man.