Elements Wiz Really Putting Me to Shame

Are you kidding me? This two year old prodigy is already stating elements like she's in high school chemistry and young professional Craw over here still can't even get his times tables straight (no joke...I know). At least we know there's people out there still hitting the books when most of us assume we're heading towards complete idiocracy. If this isn't convincing enough check this kid reciting the Gettysburg Address.

You know how I got by science classes back in the day? ahem...I cheated...and look at me now rolling in the cash (yeah...right). You only need to catch the first 30 seconds to realize she'll likely be some type of medical guru in the years to come. Just really throwing it in my face 6:53 in with an alphabet break.