Flamethrower Gloves? I Guess I'm In

I treat these gloves like Dub J of yesteryear treated going out drinking on a Sunday night. Overall a bad idea, but if you kind of pressed me about it for more than 30 seconds I'd probably be down.

Needless to say, I'd be the WACKEST super-hero to ever get involved in the protecting game. Just aimlessly shooting fire balls at innocent bystanders, accidentally setting my non-flame-retardant clothing on fire, and overall doing more harm than good.

Odds this guy is already dead?