Where the Weirdest Dance Moves Go Down

So I went to a concert at the Paradise Rock Club this week and it was a great time. Not only was the band rockin' out but the 200 people in attendance were honestly the most interesting collective group of people I've seen in a long time.

I know concerts are generally judge free zones but how can you not people watch. First you got the unorthodox group of guys with ear plugs in high fiving other. Then you got the middle aged white woman with dreads all the way down to her knees reaching up to the Gods. Then there's the girl who drags her boyfriend out cause its her absolute favorite band, and as she drools over the lead singer he's forced to dance along too...causing for a handful of uncomfortable occurrences.

The craziest thing I saw was the guy directly in front of me...looked exactly like this...chose to passionately shake his head from left to right throughout the entire show. What ever happend to the standard head nod. Nope, dude insisted on a horizontal lifestyle. But at the end of it all...everyone's looking at the motionless one in the back with a beer in his hand just not fitting in...that was me.