Those Kids That Don't Really Learn Anything At School Are At It Again..

I went to public school and let me tell you, it was nothing like this. PS 106 had a turtle tank and that was about it. Basically everyday's plot twist centered around the well-being of those turtles. Music class consisted of me STRUGGLING on the piano and watching literally everyone else kill it on the clarinet/flute/cello. Teacher pegged me as the piano kid which absolutely sucked.

Needless to say, there aren't any underground hidden Youtube videos of me bangin' out a rendition of "Back At One" by Brian McKnight with 37 of my fellow 3rd graders. I was too busy being exceptionally good at tag and digging for bugs all day. Plus, at one point or another, my entire family told me that I'm not a good singer. In an era where we were to believe anything was possible, I had to scratch singing off the list. God dammit.

Oh well, those turtles kicked the shit out of singing popular songs with my classmates and gaining national notoriety any day.