If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Told A "I'm Black" Story, I'd Have Like 65 Cents

Haha, Kendall I feel you. If I had some sort of compensation for every time I had to tell a "I'm black, so this can only happen to me" story to my majority white friends, it goes exactly like this. There's the kid next to me that has NO idea what's up in society and is just dying laughing. It's almost offensive how much he's laughing, but you need that friend. Makes the story way better. Than there's the chorus of unnamed white friends that are just like, "Wow, who woulda thunk it?"

Sure I've made up some tales. Hey what's that mark on your side.."Oh, that's a gunshot wound", "Hey man, Doo Rag, nice, what's that for"--"Oh, it's religious, for black people religion"--"Sick man." Dude had raw, unprocessed cotton in his pocket.

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