Yup, rocks all up in my sink. Not even a rock within 100 feet of my place, but the sinks filled with rocks. That's what happens when you share a bathroom with a dude of the exact same age and ethics as you. Straight no regard/care for communal space or products. Toothpaste, hell even a toothbrush on a REAL hungover morning is fair game. I ask said bathroom-mate to you know, pick up the next body wash because we are going tandem on those--guess what? Dude comes back with two novels. One a joke book, and one a legitimate Pulitzer nominee. I mean, I'm pleased with the new arrivals, but these balls aren't going to get clean with sheer elbow strength. A brotha needs some sort of Old Spice product on the mini-shelf to the side. I don't even care if it's "Swagger" or "After Hours", the kid's just trying to smell reasonable for his daily endeavors.
Let's talk about the "crust consumption" that the sink is pulling right now. It looks like a god damn rainbow shot itself in the face in our sink. Colors that haven't been seen since the 99 crayon Crayola box. Mauve and perriwinkle stains all over the sides of the sink. While being half my fault, I don't even understand how these things could happen. Like, does a deadly combo of toothpaste and deodorant create strange colors? Don't know, frankly don't care because guess what? Not my problem. Apparently not my bathroommate's either.
So, I guess we're stuck in a game of "who's going to get the next body wash" chicken right now, which is frankly, fucked up. No one wins and we have to use Isopropyl Alcohol to clean the places where the sun don't shine.
Kidding, we don't wash our bodies with alcohol...we just drink it--if you read this post and thought I wasn't drunk, you're straight stupid.
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Add Comment"My place is so clean" - hahahaa
- guess who.
this is sooooo unfunny & if you would post a P.O. Box #-- I will dropship you all the cleaning products you need-( for you, your cell-mate & that sink)---- seriously , I would do that for you.........
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