I'm No Genius, But I'm Pretty Sure You Don't Need A Bazooka To Kill A Snake

Before I touch up on what the fuck just happened there, the video game nerd emerged out of me and you know you never waste ammo on snakes/rats/birds. You knife those things immediately. Only so many bullets out there people.

Chick definitely overreacted with those errant bullet shots. Like the shit was on vibrate or something. You can't get helter-skelter when there's a fairly resilient snake around.

Sub me in and I guarantee I would use 0 ammo, kill the snake, make out with the girl, and make out with that chick all before motorcycle dude came in with the bazooka. Just have him there third-wheelin' holding a bazooka like a straight jackass.