Halloween Is Going To Be Terrible This Year

God dammit, I didn't take into account the effect "The Jersey Shore"(though it is a phenomenal show) would have on every facet of society. Like right now for example..I am wearing the "shirt before the shirt" in anticipation of going out. I don't even know what that means, but I will be wearing a new shirt before I go out because of Pauly D and Pauly D alone. But yeah, Halloween is probably going to suck because of it.

Every dude out there has gone through the laughable debate of, "should I get that 'Situation' Halloween Costume with the abs cut out of the wife beater?" We've all laughed..then really thought about it. That's a problem to me. That's the social equivalent of debating murder. Just ain't right.

So I guess you can go ahead and buy the shirt here...