Even An Optimist Couldn't See This Working

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Shawty so Precious! But seriously, this is a big girl. Like I'm in incredible/awesome shape and I wouldn't dare test that donut. A lot of variables have to come together for ME to even pull that off. The world has to go through a time warp and end up in bizarro land for this chick to get a limb through that hole. It's essentially the opposite to the "hot-dog in a hallway" theory. This is like a hallway in a hotdog.

See? It doesn't sound right, and if you check it out above, it certainly doesn't look right.