Appears The Iron Man Suit Has A Lot Of Give To It

Iron Man Dance from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.

sang to the tune of "Billionaire"

I wanna be like this Iron Man, so fricken baaddd.

Seriously though, I'm on a bench 95% of my lunch break and the most I do is sleep and stare at girls. It's embarrassing. Another opportunity to make my mark on this world and step up in society. Instead of being "random dude sitting on that same bench staring at that same chick" guy, I can step up and become "that Iron Man dancer downtown" guy. Say whatever you want, that's a huge fucking upgrade. I'll be the bell of the ball out there.

Local celebrity is my short-term goal, and Iron Man suit dancing is the short-term solution.