Looking to Start My Infomercial Acting Career

Just a compilation of the everyday obstacles we face before the infomercial pitches whatever is being sold. Man that seems like an overwhelming amount of problems to solve.

But the real question is how do people land these type of acting gigs? Seems like all I have to do is mess up a simple task, make a corny face and job well done. Trip over the staircase, knock over a glass and look to QVC to cut my check.

Every shirt I own is already stained. I'm pretty sure I have enough variety in my groans to create an iPhone app entitled Craw Noises (already coined by Dub Jeezy). Basically if you took a camera and followed me around for 24 hours, there's no doubt I encounter at least 10 of the dilemmas displayed in the clip above. Now I just need to figure out a way to get paid while doing it.