What's Up Free Agency?

I know Dirk's ready and so am I. Apparently the NBA is flipping upside down and if this guy somehow sneaks on the Boston Celtics, I will make it my duty to you guys to appear in this picture next year.

PS. The odds that LeBron comes to the Magic (according to ESPN) is .098%. Shit's awful, but the idea of Chris Paul, LeBron, and Dwight Howard is getting me all hot and bothered.