How Pissed Is "Corporate Shark"?

Well obviously Shark Week is coming, and you know who's pissed? Corporate Shark there in the left corner. Fucking pissed off. I don't blame him to be honest. Dude is stuck inside crunching numbers, napping in the bathroom, and going to meaningless meetings while there is an inflatable shark outside getting everyone amped up. Sharks everywhere are wild'n out while Corporate Shark is just trying to live a charmed life. His analyst job is great and all, but sometimes you just have to get out there and get after it.