Hidden Camera Video Of Me Shopping At Stop And Shop Today

No, Michael Jackson wasn't playing. No, I didn't have any groceries in my cart. Yes, I did look absolutely baller.

I'm just kidding. There is no way in hell I have moves like that. Chris Brown would be struggling in those conditions. Not many people can moonwalk in Sketchers like that, while eying that last bag of Oreos from the peripherals. Impressive.