Chill, Carter, I Got This

Hey Carter, of course it's not wrong to pee on a cat if it's by the toilet. Hell, it''s even not wrong to piss on the cat in general if it's a shitty cat overall. You know those cats that scratch you for no reason while their under a chair? Yeah, that cat. It's completely cool to pee on that cat. Don't pee on any cats that lounge their ass off though. Those are my boys/my cat/me/Craw/everyone that lives in my house.

If you piss on that cat, that means you're pissing on me...