Baby Just Chillin' In A Watermelon

Where my baby at? I could have sworn that about 9 posts ago I asked for someone to deliver on my pretty simple request of getting me a baby without me actually having one or any illegal acts. I've been failed by the readers of this blog once again!

I'm getting beaten to the punch on every single opportunity to expose a baby in a disturbingly hilarious situation. I have to think fast or all my ideas are going to be scratched off the board.

It's like a player you coveted in a draft type scenario getting scooped up before you get to pick them. I'm running out of options here.