Show Me the BABYFAX

Called in to babysit? What could go wrong? Even something as simple as holding it while mom or dad hits the buffet line at a party is cause for concern. The amused infant above puts on a great show just like the Ford Focus I'm trying to sell come September (and trust me you'll want the CARFAX here, and I probably won't be too willing to hand it over).

Looks fun though right?

Not so fast...Gonna have to see the BABYFAX. How many people have previously watched over it without any emergencies? What is the average cry to shit ratio per day? How many ounces of drool are we talking? Is puke going to play a major role on my watch? The necessary information must be brought to my attention. It's not as bad as having your car break down, but don't say I didn't warn you.