Katy Perry 100% Deserved To Be #1 On Maxim's Top 100

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Usually when I hear a song like this I shun it for about 3 weeks, then I embrace it in full at the bar that Friday night dancing like a fool, sprinkling/shopping carting chicks all over the place.

With this song it was instant. The first time I heard it was at a bar and I immediately skipped the 3 week waiting period and began grinding on pieces left and right. I acquired bonus points when they were from California. Seriously though, if there was a time to be in Cali, it has to be now right? Once this song goes on, I'm fairly certain all the beautiful women in the state start appearing out of the nowhere--poppin' out of floor panels, crevasses, and all sorts of wacky places. I also imagine them all scantily clad, doing the hot chick dance. You know the hot chick dance. It's basically a pack of 5-7 blazing girls that put their heads down and hands up. One hand comes down, one hand goes up, and there you have it, the hot chick dance. They're all doing it to this song. Then there's me just losing my mind 5-10 feet away from them. My ideal experience.

Fri-day Ni-ght Is Undeniable. Sorry about that.