Sneaky Hilarious Commercial

I think this is Boston exclusive, but it's only the first 3 seconds you need to watch. If you watch more, this is one of the shittiest posts I've ever made.

Tell me how fast this man says, "This is the Higginbottom Family Founders of The Osiris Institute." I have him clocked at like 1.8 seconds. That shit is impressive. He turned it all into one ridiculously calculated and partially slurred word.