How A College Student Doesn't Know This Answer Is Beyond Me

I don't care how much sleep you got, surge protectors are embedded in your brain within the first 4 hours you get to college. You pop in with you alarm clock, TV, Playstation, laptop, and an iron if you're classy. Low and behold, just one fucking outlet on your side of the room.

That's when surge protectors come in. Seems like an easy problem solver until you go to the campus store and the only one they have available is the super-mega-ultra surge protector that has the power to keep Las Vegas lit up. Oh it's only $49.99.

Come on college kid, get your shit together.