Hopping On That Soccer Bandwagon

Welp, Nike just convinced me to feverishly follow a sport that I barely understand the rules of with that commercial. So many different levels of awesome that I almost can't even knock anything about soccer.

I'm a little upset about the discrepancy with the word football. Granted, it seems appropriate that soccer gets called football since the game is 90% played with your feet, while lowly kickers are the only ones that really use their feet in football. Still, I feel like calling soccer anything other than soccer is a little questionable. And.....USA! USA! USA!

You best believe I'm getting sloshed and getting my ass whooped by soccer hooligans all throughout the world cup.