Would You Eat This?

I just threw up in my own pass out. And I'm hungry, so you know this thing is gross. Everything appears to be going ok. There's a bun at the bottom, some cheese, then we have the patty.

Much like my life post-college, things went horribly, horribly wrong. Some quack decided to pour some macaroni and cheese on the burger and what can only be a puzzle-piece shaped slice of ham with coleslaw on top. Like what happened there? The guy behind the counter set stuff up, got about a quarter of the way through and just blacked out. When he came to he was covered in macaroni and mayonnaise. Some end of a murder-scene type shit. I've seen some fat people out there, so I know this thing was consumed, but isn't this thing a microcosm of America. Only in this country do we have the resources to put ham and macaroni on a burger. By the way what restaurant has all of this stuff? My best guess is the world-renowned "shit place to eat", Boston Market. The only fast food place still selling Cranberry sauce.

Shit's gross. What do you guys think? I know you're not going to comment, so just send it telepathically to me.