What's Scarier...Chickens Or Jello?

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The obvious answer here is the chicken, but I urge you too look into this closer. Think about when you were a little kid and you simply didn't know what was going on with Jello. I asked so much questions about that shit that literally made my head spin. Like I needed at least a 10 page research paper on the stuff before it could get placed in my bowl.

Then again, chickens are terrifying. 6-foot pigeons running around in yellow suits offering advice on tough social situations weren't exactly my cup of tea. Basically Sesame Street isn't the best show to teach little kids anything. I've said it one too many times, that anything that presents a 5:1 ratio in questions to answers is not the move at all. Snuffy, Grover, and Oscar...really? You expect me to learn about judgment and unification from a Mastadon, a pedophile, and a homeless. No thank you.

Chickens win. Plus it's a funnier video