I'm Probably Going To Be Like This Dude By The End Of The Weekend

Confused, cold, and linguine-like. That's what appears to be my future after what appears to be a heavily alcoholic weekend.

A trillion Jack&Cokes will replace the blood in your body. Bones need blood? Bones disappear. I know science and that's definitely how it works. Since I love getting new jobs, I might as well hit up Monster and Career Builder to see what's up in the "Plastic Dude In A Box" occupation. All I need are some deese benefits and a gym membership.

May the weekend be good to you all.