My Internet Is Like A Moody Girl

-exactly what I imagine my internet to look like if it was a real person.

What the hell? I'm not trying to make excuses for not blogging anything yesterday, but my ball and chain of a router/modem "wasn't feeling it". In all honesty, the internet just arbitrarily picks and chooses when it wants to work at my house. Like, "hey baby, what's wrong? Are you ok?" and the hypothetical internet girl responding with "It's just, ughh, I don't know." Now I am stuck in the typical guy situation where you know you did something wrong but you have no way of ever finding out what it was until the girl randomly snaps. In this case, the internet just turns off. No warning, or sign. Just shuts the fuck off. I don't know what I did. Was I surfing too many questionable sites? Blogging way too hard (if that's possible)? Or just being too cool for school?

The internet though, like a moody girl, will never tell me.

PS. I wrote this on Microsoft Word like this shit was a "To Kill A Mockingbird" essay. Whenever this gets posted, that's when my internet stopped being mad at me, or I bought it a really expensive gift.